Peripheral Indecision

I don't know if anyone is watching Prison Break this season, but I'm more than disappointed. It just doesn't have what the first two seasons had and then they kill off someone who was one of the major characters of the last two seasons. Stupid.

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I was doing a back catcher type crouch while getting my clothes out of my locker at the gym. A dude comes over and starts working on his combination one locker over on the top row. Now what do I catch in my peripheral vision but a penis. Nothing worse than seeing a penis in your peripheral vision - well perhaps seeing a penis in your rear view mirror. Wait check that, the worst place to see a penis would be right under your nose.

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This weekend was Canadian thanksgiving. I did the Turkey thing with both my family and Patti's family. Actually nothing too exciting occurred during those two meals. My grandmother did say she thought my belly was getting too big. I told her to shave her mustache.

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I have a theory about people that drive convertibles. I think that a lot of people that drive convertibles have dandruff and they think if they have the top down, a lot of that dandruff will fly out by the time they get to work.

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Have you noticed that people in motorized wheelchairs all have Canadian (or American) flags on the back. I wonder if that is for safety reasons, or if people in motorized wheelchairs are just really patriotic.

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I am wondering if anyone has any ideas on what I should be for Halloween? I asked my mother and she said "What, are you going out trick-or-treating year?" What? I think my mom is on the sauce. I thought about it for a minute and I have not gone trick-or-treating for 18 years! Yes, 18 years. It doesn't really sound right but it is. I think the last time I went was in 7th grade. After that I was too cool, and honestly too big. You start to get those looks from people at the door.

At some point you realize that walking around in a goofy costume just to collect free candy with a bunch of 8 year-olds is no longer cool. It is kind of pathetic that some people don't find this out until they are out of high school. Geez, I knew a few people that would walk on their knees for 5 hours if it meant free candy.

When some 18 year old kid would come to my parent's door when I was living there I would tell them to get the fuck out of here.

It is strange that dressing up then becomes cool again when alcohol is involved. It is much more fun now that all my friends can afford to get real costumes instead of the lame ones you see at college parties were there are always too many people that are "too cool" to dress up and take the fun out of it for everyone.